This wasn’t supposed to happen! Everybody else was able to complete the journey 《Journey to the East》and spread Buddhism across China. How did I end up with the《Evil Journey》route? My monkey disciple was supposed to be obedient, why is he so rebellious? Even the gods and goddesses are all hunting me! It’s all thanks to this broken system. Might as well just shove a bible into my face. You think you monsters can intimidate me? I laugh as I shove a kebab made of their meat into my mouth.